I'm just lying here in my bed
Wondering where I put my head
Will I know it's lying around here somewhere
I got drunk last night and the night before
I still don't know what I did that for
And the way I fell right now I just don't care

Well there was me and a bunch of my crazy buddies
Getting all drunked up and smoking hooters in us
I don't' remember what happened after that
But I do know if I was to ask my friends
They'd more than likely want to fill me in
But you know sometimes they exaggerate the facts

CHORUS
Think I'll get up and get me a cold, cold beer
Get my ass on out of here
Go down town and do it all over again
Cause I'm just starting to realize
There ain't nobody gonna sympathize
And this big old bottle is my only friend

That woman of mine she got so damn mad
Said I was really treating her bad
She got up and she walked tight out he door
Well I'm doing my best to try and recall
The reasons why she left at all
It must be my drinking
Could never be the alcohol

CHORUS
Think I'll get up and get me a cold, cold beer
Get my ass on out of here
Go down town and do it all over again
Cause I'm just starting to realize
There ain't nobody gonna sympathize
And this big old bottle is my only friend